Sam Strange Remembers: THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is a very special girl indeed, and the remainder of this film is spent introducing you to her and her wild ways. Let’s start at the top. Her hair is black and looks kind of like a “Moe” bowl cut administered by children. Let’s go a little lower. She has no eyebrows. A little lower than that, black makeup is smeared all around her eyes. Lower still, she has piercings all over her nose and lips. Even lower: luscious yet perky T&A. The head is hers. The rest is for YOU.
I greatly enjoyed this movie, in all it’s shlocky glory, but this article made milk squirt out of my nose from laughter.
And I wasn’t even drinking milk.
